I wrote this as a counter to one of the most unintentionaly hilarious, misguided, and pretentious pieces of old bollocks it has ever been my misfortune to encounter in the language of Shakespeare.
The Art of Blogging by Danny SoZ
1: Write any old shit
2: Visit other blogs containing shit just as bad, or even worse, than your own literary effluent
3: Lavish the ‘writer’ with praise, so risibly over-the-top, they will begin to think you’re in the throes of orgasm
4: Wait a few hours for reciprocal bullshit
THE END
Danny Soz is the managing editor of The Dunning-Kruger Syndrome Gazette
SOZ SATIRE 
Reblogged this on The Whitechapel Whelk and commented:
‘e knows yer know. 🙂
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Spot on, Danny boy! Your literary dexterity is matched only by your physical beauty and massive nob etc.
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That’s blogging for you. It is high time someone invented a Dislike button.
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I’d have worn my index finger to the bone years ago.
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Outstanding Sir!
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Reblogged this on Texan Tales & Hieroglyphics and commented:
Truer words not heard (in a while)
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Yeah, I stole it (reblogged it) Because that was an option.
Cheers!
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You crazy young fool! You’ll completely decimate the ranks of people who tell you your shit is great shit! I know this! It happened to me!!!!
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I absolutely love your work, so profound and life affirming. Keep writing! Thank you so very much.
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That’s the spirit son.
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Caught between wanting to praise because I agree with post and wanting to criticize also because I agree with post? Good one, man. Shyte one, man. Will be waiting for promised shots.
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It’s never a bad idea to hedge your bets. 🙂
I hope you’re enjoying/have enjoyed your stay in our great city. I fell down a short flight of steps in Lower Thames Street yesterday. I’m thinking of moving 😦
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Absolutely phenomenal! Some of the most pointed, humorous, well written, though provoking satire I have ever read! (lavishing you with enough praise? :))
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That’s the spirit! Now, if you can just post some abysmal drivel using laughable grammar and appalling syntax you’ll go far in this blogging game. Trust me on this one 🙂
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