Monthly Archives: August 2018

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trumpsterThe Trumpster is now available in a handy pop-up picture version for the President’s core supporters and Betsy DeVos

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The Donald Trump Publishing Group Bring You…

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alternate factsPUBLISHER’S NOTE: The Little Golden Book of Alternate Facts has outsold every other book that has ever been published. It’s been tremendous. If I told how tremendous you wouldn’t believe me.

More people have bought this book than showed up to my inauguration which broke all records for inaugurations, especially Obama’s, where only his family could be bothered to turn up. SAD.

A slice of the proceeds from the sale of this book will go to the fund: Justice for Paul Manafort (who’s a tremendous man by the way) after I’ve taken my cut. I just want to wet my beak

Enjoy your read (or, if you’re like me, looking at the pictures)

President Donald

Mar A Lago

Murica

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NEWS IN BRIEFS

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Here’s one that we came up with yesterday that has already got us into trouble with members of the opposite species on some social media platforms. I blame the recent shortage of Evening Primrose Oil – Ed

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We lubs ya really, ladies 😀

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WHITECHAPEL NEWS IN BRIEF

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tablet repossessedIf any smart-arsed pedant points out that I have omitted the speech apostrophe at the end of the quote I shall squeam and squeam until I’m sthick – Ed

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cockney arseole mag

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Just 150 smackers for 12 months and we’re stealing the grub from our dustbin lid’s plates!

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Great News for State Sponsored Murder Enthusiasts

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capital punishment magCapital Punishment Monthly is part of The Eye For An Eye publishing group. All rights reserved on pain of death.

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