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Monthly Archives: August 2018
PUBLISHER’S NOTE: The Little Golden Book of Alternate Facts has outsold every other book that has ever been published. It’s been tremendous. If I told how tremendous you wouldn’t believe me.
More people have bought this book than showed up to my inauguration which broke all records for inaugurations, especially Obama’s, where only his family could be bothered to turn up. SAD.
A slice of the proceeds from the sale of this book will go to the fund: Justice for Paul Manafort (who’s a tremendous man by the way) after I’ve taken my cut. I just want to wet my beak
Enjoy your read (or, if you’re like me, looking at the pictures)
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Mr Dell’s dog pictured putting a brave face on it last night
An East London man has been arrested on suspicion of murder after he reported finding a twelfth dead body in a week while out walking his dog
Toby Dell, 35, an unmarried forklift truck driver from Whitechapel was yesterday remanded in custody at Horseferry Road magistrates court and will appear at The Old Bailey in December.
Dell, described by neighbours as a bit of a loner, reported finding found his 12th mutilated corpse in a week while walking his dog in Victoria Park in Bow at 3.00 am on Monday.
Police became suspicious when they noticed that his clothes and hands were bloodstained and that he had a meat cleaver stuffed into his waistband.
A police spokesman told a press conference: “We began to harbour suspicions after he reported finding 3 bodies in 24 hours while walking his…
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