It is now 18.51 on the 15th October 2013 AD. So what better time to bore you all rigid with a short introduction.
My name’s Clive, although I was once dubbed Olive by a girl in the chemist as she announced that my prescription was ready. That walk of shame as I shouldered my way through a gaggle of unmarried mothers will live with me until my dying day.
I repair cars and write satire, although not necessarily in that order.
I have lived in London all my life so if you’re from up north or Cornwall could you speak slowly or hold up flash cards.