The Art of Blogging (Bullshit-Free Edition)

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I wrote this as a counter to one of the most unintentionaly hilarious, misguided, and pretentious pieces of old bollocks it has ever been my misfortune to encounter in the language of Shakespeare.

The Art of Blogging by Danny SoZ

1: Write any old shit

2: Visit other blogs containing shit just as bad, or even worse, than your own literary effluent

3: Lavish the ‘writer’ with praise, so risibly over-the-top, they will begin to think you’re in the throes of orgasm

4: Wait a few hours for reciprocal bullshit

THE END

Danny Soz is the managing editor of The Dunning-Kruger Syndrome Gazette

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12 responses to “The Art of Blogging (Bullshit-Free Edition)

  1. Reblogged this on The Whitechapel Whelk and commented:
    ‘e knows yer know. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Spot on, Danny boy! Your literary dexterity is matched only by your physical beauty and massive nob etc.

    Like

  3. That’s blogging for you. It is high time someone invented a Dislike button.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Reblogged this on Texan Tales & Hieroglyphics and commented:
    Truer words not heard (in a while)

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Yeah, I stole it (reblogged it) Because that was an option.
    Cheers!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. 43route

    I absolutely love your work, so profound and life affirming. Keep writing! Thank you so very much.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Caught between wanting to praise because I agree with post and wanting to criticize also because I agree with post? Good one, man. Shyte one, man. Will be waiting for promised shots.

    Liked by 1 person

    • It’s never a bad idea to hedge your bets. 🙂
      I hope you’re enjoying/have enjoyed your stay in our great city. I fell down a short flight of steps in Lower Thames Street yesterday. I’m thinking of moving 😦

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