The Mince-O-Mite is lovingly machine crafted using only the finest quality, non-bio-degradable plastic by Bangladeshi orphans
Send £21,003 in cash + £570 P&P to:
The Whitechapel Mint
22 Shit Street
No Quibble Guarantee:If your Mince-O-Mite doesn’t arrive within 6 months, write to our customer relations dept and we’ll send round 2 or 3 big geezers with iron bars to sort out your problem once and for all.