“Would anybody like a nice cup of tea before we start?”
Now then my wuffly ickle WordPress Family frendzzzzz. It has come to my attention that one of our fellow members of the ‘bloggerati’ finds it somewhat irksome that I keep the comments option on here closed. Apparently, this is due to the fact that they’d like to rip me a new one and generally act the giddy, two bob arseole all over the fucking gaff.
Therefore, in an almost immeasurable act of largesse I shall be lifting the aforementioned curb on free speech, and the right to confront me in a grim battle of wits, for one day only.
I would therefore urge this sparkling, anonymous hero, and anyone else who fancies having a crack at reducing me to a quivering, cowed, sackload of jellified shit, to take full advantage of this never-to-be-repeated offer before midnight tonight, after which, I shall once more slip quietly back into my previous Utopian state of posting incognito.
So don’t delay! Comment today, and I shall look forward to engaging with you in a thoroughly gripping, no-holds-barred battle of keyboard warriorship par excellence, where hurtful, barbed insults and careful IP address noting will very much be the order of the day.
Before you roll your cyber sleeves up and pile in however, please be advised that I was once an administrator on the biggest London-based Facebook group of all fucking times and routinely (and eventually rather wearily) cunted off and intimidated some of the nastiest, and most depraved trolls the interweb had to offer at that time.
So good luck with this one people. Don’t be a stranger now ok?
Lots of love and ((((HUGZZZZ))))