Prince Philip pictured looking pale and pretty drunk following the accident yesterday
Following the road traffic accident yesterday in which a Range Rover being driven by Prince Philip, The Duke of Edinburgh ended up in a ditch, the 97-year-old Duke put the blame squarely on the driver of the other car involved in the incident, who he described as, “a slitty-eyed Chinaman who was driving like an Indian”
Philip, 97, told newsmen: “I was driving along minding my own business on the way back from the pub when this other car came straight at me like a bat out of bloody hell.
“I’ve seen Indians drive better and that’s bloody saying something believe you me.
“I didn’t get a really good look at the Johnny in the other jalopy, but he was an odd-looking cove with yellow skin and slitty eyes. A bit like a bloody Chinaman.
“One minute we’re…
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