Dear Archie
I own a 2002 Honda Civic Sport 1.4 and have recently experienced quite severe clutch judder when moving away from lights etc. The problem seems even more acute when the vehicle is cold after being left in the garage overnight.
What do you think might be causing this and will it be expensive to repair as I’m pretty strapped for cash at the moment?
Thanks Archie
Richard Branson
Barbados
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Dear Richard
Goo goo ga ga goo ga goo goo goo ga ga glop gloop ga ga blubberlubberlubber gloop ga ga… UNNNNNNNNNNNNNH!…
WAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAH!… I done poopy plops mummy! I need a clean bum bum! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
PS. Sounds like your pressure plate may be warped or out of alignment Richard. Take it to your local clutch specialist and get them to check it out for you, or if you feel adventurous, tackle the job yourself using a clutch alignment tool or gearbox input shaft.
All the best my friend and good luck with it.
Archie.
Archie Pampers comes to you courtesy of: A.P. Transmissions “Repairing clutches and sleeping in our own shit since 1987”
SOZ SATIRE 
Reblogged this on The League Of Mental Men & SoZ Satire Present… and commented:
Funny old world sometimes isn’t it? 🙂
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Wow, I never thought you’d get such famous and important people writing on your site! Can it be true? The real Archie Pampers!
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Haha you might find this tough to believe, Bun, but when I wrote the original a few years back, it quickly became the most ‘searched for’ term on my blog and remains so to this day. It truly is a funny old world my friend 😀
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Interesting… I guess it’s a pretty memorable term, and not one that’s going to get many unrelated sites coming up in searches. (I’m taking a wild stab that Archie Pampers is not a common name.)
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Not at all Bun. The search term was “adult babies” I kid you not my friend 😀
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Adult babies? I’m not sure whether to amused or horrified. Either way, I can see I’m going to have to be a good bit more imaginative than I have been so far in coming up with search engine friendly phrases to scatter about my blog. 😀
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It would appear that the shadowy world of “adult babydom” is rather more densely populated than one would imagine. As I say, barely a day goes by when I don’t spot a search-related hit. Quite what these strange herberts think when they realise I’m lampooning them mercilessly is anyone’s guess. I just hope they don’t spit the dummy out 😉
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Haha, that’s true. Or maybe have a tantrum and refuse to eat their pureed carrots. 🙂
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That would probably be a godsend to the poor unfortunate prostitute who’s not being paid nearly enough to clean up the mess 😀
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How much would be a fair price for that job, I wonder? I’m not sure there is that much money on the planet.
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They certainly couldn’t pay me enough my friend…not even if it were a girl adult baby! 🙂
Actually, now I mention it, I wonder if there ARE female adult babies? On reflection, there probably are. Nothing surprises me anymore 🙂
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Well, in a world of 7.3 billion people, I suppose there are bound to be a few out there somewhere. 🙂
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It made me laugh when you said ‘Adult Baby’ was the most common search term to find your blog! That could be taken numerous ways. 😛
I guess it could be your penchant for poop and toilet related skits, what do you think?
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Hey, don’t blame me for other people’s nappy-based foibles Touch! Sexually insane gardeners and crocheting gangsters maybe…but men in romper suits?…Never! 😛
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