ARCHIE PAMPERS: ADULT BABY AND THE AUTOMOBILE CLUTCH TECHNICIAN YOU CAN TRUST.

adult baby

Dear Archie

I own a 2002 Honda Civic Sport 1.4 and have recently experienced quite severe clutch judder when moving away from lights etc. The problem seems even more acute when the vehicle is cold after being left in the garage overnight.

What do you think might be causing this and will it be expensive to repair as I’m pretty strapped for cash at the moment?

Thanks Archie

Richard Branson

Barbados

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Dear Richard

Goo goo ga ga goo ga goo goo goo ga ga glop gloop ga ga blubberlubberlubber gloop ga ga… UNNNNNNNNNNNNNH!…

WAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAH!… I done poopy plops mummy! I need a clean bum bum! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

PS. Sounds like your pressure plate may be warped or out of alignment Richard. Take it to your local clutch specialist and get them to check it out for you, or if you feel adventurous, tackle the job yourself using a clutch alignment tool or gearbox input shaft.

All the best my friend and good luck with it.

Archie.

Archie Pampers comes to you courtesy of: A.P. Transmissions “Repairing clutches and sleeping in our own shit since 1987”

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14 responses to “ARCHIE PAMPERS: ADULT BABY AND THE AUTOMOBILE CLUTCH TECHNICIAN YOU CAN TRUST.

  1. Reblogged this on The League Of Mental Men & SoZ Satire Present… and commented:
    Funny old world sometimes isn’t it? 🙂

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  2. Wow, I never thought you’d get such famous and important people writing on your site! Can it be true? The real Archie Pampers!

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  3. It made me laugh when you said ‘Adult Baby’ was the most common search term to find your blog! That could be taken numerous ways. 😛

    I guess it could be your penchant for poop and toilet related skits, what do you think?

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