American Planes Bomb Nigerian Schoolgirls

The Nigerian Cultural Attache returns home following a USAF victory fly-past.

 

News In Brief:

It is being reported that planes from The United States Air Force, sent to establish the whereabouts of the 180 Nigerian schoolgirls abducted from their school by Islamic extremist group Boko Haran, have in fact bombed them in what has been described by Pentagon sources as “an unfortunate error of judgement”

When told of the incident, a spokesman for the USAF said. “Oh really? Well I guess it’s better safe than sorry. Hey and with any luck we may have taken out a few of the bad guys too. Did you ever think of that huh?”

Associated Press