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Orlando Bloom Hospitalised Following Bieber Altercation. Medics Cite Repetitive Back-Slapping Trauma


Hollywood heartthrob, Orlando Bloom, was this afternoon admitted to hospital on the holiday isle of Ibiza following what doctors are blaming on repeated trauma to his back as delighted holidaymakers repeatedly slapped him on the back and shoulders after learning that the Brit actor had punched Canadian pop icon, Justin Bieber, in the face after the pair squared up in a night club following an alleged insulting remark made by Bieber about Bloom’s ex, actress Miranda Kerr. His right hand is also reported to be quite badly damaged due to being repeatedly clasped warmly and shaken vigorously by hundreds of well-wishers.

In a number of related incidents worldwide, hospitals have reported a huge influx of admissions with people complaining of acute jaw discomfort caused by excessive beaming.


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