Soz Satire’s TV Choice

BBC4 20.00: Majesty And Mortar

Hilarious footage taken from The Royal Family’s private film archive which shows royal prankster, Prince Harry, pushing The Queen into a cement mixer.

Warning: Contains graphic images of ermine-trimmed knickers.

Dear Soz

Dear Soz Satire

In her smash hit single, Get Into The Groove”, pop icon, Madonna, clearly says “Live out your fantasies here with me”

Imagine my annoyance then when I prodded her arse with a stick of rhubarb in London’s Oxford Street last week dressed in a deep sea diver’s outfit, and was then badly beaten up by her bodyguard before being turned over to the police.

Where’s the fairness in that then?

Toby Juggs-Carter

Manchester.

Dear Soz

Dear Soz Satire

Airline companies. Include a couple of dummy passengers fashioned from vegetables on each flight thus alleviating the need for any vegetarians on board to eat human flesh stripped from the corpses of stricken fellow passengers following a crash in The Andes or a similar remote area.

Deidrie Restlessclout

Devizes

Africa