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Dear Soz


Dear Soz Satire

In her smash hit single, Get Into The Groove”, pop icon, Madonna, clearly says “Live out your fantasies here with me”

Imagine my annoyance then when I prodded her arse with a stick of rhubarb in London’s Oxford Street last week dressed in a deep sea diver’s outfit, and was then badly beaten up by her bodyguard before being turned over to the police.

Where’s the fairness in that then?

Toby Juggs-Carter



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