A 54-year-old Whitechapel man found himself salivating during a trip to his local Lidl supermarket as he fantasised about scything down a noisy family in the shop with an old fashioned Tommy Gun.
Toby Dell, a forklift truck engineer, had to wipe flecks of drool from his chin as he mentally pumped the family of four with bullets during a sustained burst of gunfire.
Speaking to The Whelk, Mr Dell said: “This family had been annoying me from the moment I entered the shop
“The mother had a voice like a foghorn, the father wasn’t much better and the kids were screaming and shouting and running amok in the aisles.
“I just couldn’t seem to shake them off. Every aisle I visited they were there.
These people are the scum of the earth and deserve to die like the lowlife feral garbage that they truly are.
“When I got to…
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