Local woman who broke wind during first date spends first of many sleepless nights wondering if man heard it

373995690_c5034d7cf4 Ms Dell pictured last night

A 23-year-old Whitechapel woman managed just 2 hours sleep after she broke wind in a restaurant where she was on a first date with a man she had met on Tinder.

Tracy Dell, a hairdresser from Vallance Road, told The Whelk: “It happened during dessert. My spoon slipped from my hand, and as it clattered onto my plate, I farted with surprise.

“I looked up and saw that my date was looking down at his food. He was pretty expressionless so it was hard to tell if he’d heard it.

“It wasn’t an absolute rip-snorter or anything so I’m praying that he didn’t notice.

“Having said that, he was pretty quiet for the rest of the evening and he did make me get the bus home instead of dropping me off in his car.

“I hardly slept a wink last night and I’ve a horrible…

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