Ask Menopausal Meg: The Hormonal Agony Aunt From Hell

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Dear Meg

I’m a 25-year-old male who, despite being reasonably attractive, still hasn’t slept with a girl. My problem lies in the size of my penis which is only 4″ long when erect.

Despite having had quite a few girls show an interest in me, I’m scared that once they see me naked it will put them off and that they might even laugh at me.

Please help me Meg as I’m a kind person who has so much love to give if only I could find a way past this small problem.

Toby Dell
Whitechapel
London E1

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Dear Toby

“Small problem” being the operative word, you snivelling, insignificant, dickless wonder!

Why don’t you just accept the fact that you’re a pathetic, laughable excuse for a man and leave the female population to get themselves serviced by men that don’t have…

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