Hawaii: Sewage crisis reported after ballistic missile false alarm

toilet 2According to reports, the sewage system in Hawaiian capital, Honolulu, backed up and overflowed into the street just minutes after the island’s authorities mistakenly issued a nuclear alert yesterday afternoon.

Residents reported seeing manhole covers being forced up by water pressure from tens of thousands of flushing toilets and liquid effluent running through the streets.

One resident said: “I haven’t seen that amount of shit since the president’s last televised speech”

Hospitals throughout the island also reported an influx of people being treated for temporary deafness due to the ear-shattering mass fart that resounded across the country seconds after the alert was broadcast.

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