Dramatic Rise in Heart Conditions as People Put Showers on Low Power Setting

Who write this drivel ffs?…ah

The Whitechapel Whelk

Ice Man. A Whitechapel man pictured waiting for treatment in A&E after setting his shower to low power yesterday.

The Royal London Hospital in Whitechapel last night reported a marked increase in admissions due to heart-related conditions as the recent heatwave has led to people setting their electric showers to the Lo-Power mode. It is believed that the shock of the resulting icy cold cascade has been the root cause of the problem

Dr Toby Dell, a cardiovascular consultant, told us: “Under no circumstances should the energy saving setting on your shower be deployed. This mode is exclusively for defrosting packs of burgers and strings of sausages that are all stuck together. Having said that, I do occasionally use it during extremely hot spells so that I can play with my hard little nip nips”

Associated Press

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