Horror in Whitechapel: 9 Dead in Corbyn Allotment Coup

Little bit of politics from myself and the mighty Artful Dodger here folks 🙂

The Whitechapel Whelk

corbyn as stalin memememe by The Artful Dodger

The Whitechapel Allotment Society last night reported that nine committee members have been executed by firing squad in a Stalin-style purge following a successful coup d’etat by a group of extreme left-wing rebels led by Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, on Monday night.

Corbyn’s guerrillas have now gained total control of over 110 plots and have set up a temporary political and military headquarters in a poly tunnel on Plot 69R.

All transistor radios in sheds have had their batteries removed to silence any anti-Corbyn propaganda from government-backed sources or breakaway Labour MPs, and all forks, hoes, and other sharp gardening implements, have been removed from sheds and impounded.

Widespread looting has already begun with Corbyn’s forces pulling up marrows, beetroots, and even rhubarb and new potatoes that weren’t quite ready.

Addressing his forces through a megaphone while standing on the roof of the…

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