Motorists Urged Not To Leave Jeremy Corbyn Locked in Car During Current Heatwave

The Whitechapel Whelk

Corbynspeakingcreditneeded Corbyn pictured gratefully expelling hot air amid soaring temperatures yesterday

With the mercury today set to soar to a blistering 35 degrees celsius in London, drivers are being urged not to leave Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, locked in the car for long periods unattended.

The Royal Society For The Protection of Lefties issued a statement last night: “During this current heatwave, we urge motorists to use common sense and to avoid leaving Jeremy Corbyn locked in the car for any longer than a few minutes, not even with the back window wound down a bit. Due to their beards, cardigans, and donkey jackets, left-wing politicians are particularly vulnerable in extremely hot conditions.

“If you have no choice but to take Jeremy Corbyn with you on a car journey, ensure that he has a bottle of Evian spring water in his duffel bag and a coolbox to keep his Lenin-style…

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