Jeremy Corbyn Offers to Blow Hilary Benn to Achieve Party Unity

More below the belt humour from the mighty Whitechapel Whelk right here. Onion shmunion!

corbyn voltaire quote Corbyn. Is he about to finally bite off more than he can chew?

Embattled Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has followed up his offer to “reach out” to party rebels to restore party unity, by offering to fellate one-time colleague and now his biggest detractor, Hilary Benn, either at Corbyn’s home or a place of Benn’s choosing.
Speaking to reporters at his home, Corbyn, looking drawn and shaken, said: “I realise things are looking pretty grim for me right now and that is why I’ve offered to nosh off Hilary Benn. If it means stability and a better future for our great party then I’m prepared to swallow it.”
When asked if he will be extending a similar offer to party rebel, Angela Eagle, who is expected to challenge Corbyn for the leadership in the forthcoming days, he replied: “You must be joking. Have you seen the…

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