Social Services to ‘Pre-Batter’ Children Before Returning Them To Abusive Homes.

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The government last night announced that at-risk youngsters will be given a really good pasting by social workers ‘to get them used to it’ before they are returned to their abusive parents and the real action gets underway.

The ruling comes after yesterday’s tragic case of 6-year-old, Ellie Butler, who was beaten to death by her violent father just 11 months after being returned to his care by a high court judge, who had expressed her “joy” at the time for having restored the child to her future killer.

A Home Office spokesperson said last night: “In view of this tragic case we have decided to give all our at-risk youngsters a really good pounding on a daily basis. This will hopefully toughen them up for the sustained abuse they will get after the courts have handed them back to their psychotic parents. This way, it won’t be as much of a shock to them”

When asked if any children were consulted or given a choice prior to the decision; he replied “Of course not. After all, we know what’s best for them”

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13 responses to “Social Services to ‘Pre-Batter’ Children Before Returning Them To Abusive Homes.

  1. Reblogged this on The Whitechapel Whelk and commented:
    I don’t usually reblog my copy from “the other place”, but I wanted to get this one off my chest so to speak. The normal hilarity will be resumed as soon as possible.

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  2. Shouldn’t laugh… so wrong… but… BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    • It’s not one that I enjoyed writing too much in actual fact PG. However, satire, when correctly applied, can be as cutting as a Stanley blade. I detest child abuse and if I can hammer the perpetrators or those who bring it about, I will do so all f*****g day long. Thanks for the follow btw. Much appreciated.

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  3. ‘the truth is beyond commiseration’ Maxim Gorky

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  4. Outstanding satire, my friend. So fuckin’ sad it reflects such a bleak, dark, callous reality.

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