WHITECHAPEL WOMAN TAKES OWN LIFE FOLLOWING “BOGIE NOSE” INCIDENT

The Whitechapel Whelk

Jennifer_Aniston_picking_nose1 A famous person pictured taking the appropriate action to avoid any bogie-related dramas

A 23-year-old local woman has committed suicide after realising that she spent an entire dinner date with her new boyfriend with a remnant of dried mucus, or “bogie” attached to one of her nostrils.

Jade Tracy, from Mile End Road in Whitechapel,  was found dead in her flat from a suspected overdose. She had earlier confided in her close friend, Mary Dell, also 23, that the incident had left her mortified and deeply depressed.

Mary, who had known the dead woman since early childhood, said last night: “Jade only realised she had this bogie stuck under her nose when she went to the ladies just before she and her new bloke were about to leave. She told me that it must have been there throughout their meal and that it was probably formed when she blew her nose…

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