Cameras to be Allowed in English Courts. Met Police Fear Kardashian Crimewave

big ass Kim Kardashian pictured posing for reporters last night

London’s Metropolitan Police have voiced concerns that the proposed introduction of cameras in England’s crown courts from June of this year will lead to a mini-crime wave perpetrated by the publicity-hungry, Kardashian family.

A spokesperson for The Met spoke to The Whitechapel Whelk last night: “This is terrible news for the police service. You can bet your bottom dollar, that as soon as The Kardashians get wind of this, they’ll be over here committing crimes right, left, and centre just to get free publicity and TV exposure”

Kardashian poster girl, Kim, told The Whelk: “This is absolutely awesome news. I’m going to fly over to London and start committing crimes as soon as possible. Maybe just a few break-ins and the odd handling of stolen goods to begin with, then I’ll maybe move onto bigger stuff, like bullion heists and manslaughter”


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