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Did you know that The Queen has never had a bowel movement? This is because The Queen Mother ordered the royal surgeon to remove her entire digestive system when she was a baby so that she’d never have to suffer the indignity of going to the toilet in the conventional sense.

Whenever The Queen has something to eat, the food goes through a special pipe – a bit like the guttering downpipe on a house – and emerges from her bottom where it goes straight into a bucket under her chair called The Royal Chod Bin. This is why you never see The Queen eating standing up.

The food is then distributed among the poor and needy in the vicinity of Buckingham Palace or wherever she happens to be living at the time.

Her sister, Princess Margaret, didn’t have the operation however, as The Queen…

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