LULU WANTED TO RAPE ME AT SHOWBIZ BASH CLAIMS BRUCE FORSYTHE

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Showbiz legend, Bruce Forsythe, last night claimed that Scottish pop icon, Lulu, was hellbent on raping him at a glitzy, post-showbiz  awards night party in 2014.

Forsythe, 107, told Soz Satire magazine: “My wife and I were standing at the buffet table, enjoying a few nibbles and a glass of wine, when Lulu came over and began chatting. I knew almost at once that she wanted to rape me. She was smiling and put her hand on my arm as she put some crisps and sausage rolls on her plate. She was clearly trying to put me at my ease before forcing herself on me. I’m pretty certain that if my wife hadn’t been there she would have pushed me to the ground and had her way with me right there and then. Fortunately, before she could launch her attack, Dame Judy Dench came over and started chatting to all…

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