SOZ SATIRE’S WONDERFUL WORLDWIDE WORLD OF WONDERS

Being in the SAS is the hardest game in the world apparently. A geezer down the pub told me

The League of Mental Men!

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You know that Andy McNab who used to be in the SAS and wrote all those books about killing Iraqis and getting tortured by ’em on the strength of it? Well, he lost all his money in a failed property developing project and he’s now working down the bogs at Victoria station. I know this because I saw him down there last Saturday night when I nipped in for a piss on the way to the boozer. You could tell it was him straight away as he had one of those black oblongs across his eyes so his identity as an ex-special forces bloke wouldn’t be revealed. Nice geezer he was. We had a quick chat about the time he slotted an IRA terrorist in The Falls Road in Belfast in the 80s. Shot him in the groin apparently so, if he survived, he wouldn’t be able to have kids…

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