Might come in handy if an immigrant takes your job this one…
A 75 year old trawlerman from Lowestoft displaying his latest FB avatar last night.
Avatar Simulation: Enlarge a particularly flattering picture of yourself taken a least two decades ago and walk around the streets with it glued to your face. Singularly unattractive people may prefer to use their favourite celebrity such as George Clooney or Rachel Weiss. You’ll be fooling nobody mind you.
Friending: Approach a complete stranger in the street, ask them for directions and then, over the next few weeks, gently probe them for intimate details of their private life before discussing them down the pub.
Unfriending: Approach the same person a few weeks later and kick them up the arse
Liking: Sidle up to somebody who’s engaged in a private conversation, nudge them in the ribs and give them a thumbs up sign.
Sharing: Break into somebody’s house and steal a painting or photograph from their wall…
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