Dear Soz Satire
As today is Father’s Day, I’d be very interested to know why it is that all dads that have passed away are immediately renamed “Harold” as soon as they have passed through The Gates Of Paradise.
I know this to be true because I once heard The Bishop of London say during a sermon: “Our fathers, who art in Heaven. Harold be thy name”
What, all of ’em? Where’s the fairness in that then?