“It’s all a bit of a worry really isn’t it?”
There was growing disquiet in the Islamic State controlled Iraqi stronghold of Mosul last night as an entire family of crazed jihadists went missing from their terrorist enclave. The fear amongst their fellow extremists is that they may have flown to London Gatwick airport en route to the East London district of Walthamstow with a view to applying for a council property and getting jobs with local firms.
The family of 12, which includes 4 children under 16, are believed to have other family members in the area and the fears are that some of them have led blameless lives and are not believed to be under surveillance by MI6 or Special Branch.
A close friend of the family who is fighting on the Syrian border, and who asked not to be identified, told us:
“We’re worried sick to be honest. They were a lovely family, totally committed to jihad and the overthrow of the Western, imperialist hyenas. One of the younger lads used to regularly go for extra indoctrination after school and told me that his dream was to become a suicide bomber one day and sacrifice his life in the holy name of Allah. It’s too tragic for words. I can only think they’ve been radicalised on the internet or by watching episodes of Eastenders on BBC iPlayer”
A spokesman for the British government said last night:
“While we welcome all overseas visitors broadly speaking, we won’t tolerate foreign nationals coming over here without the correct documentation or authority, so we’ll probably put them in an internment camp for a couple of years and then send them back at some vague, unspecified time in the future. If we haven’t lost their records by then of course”.
The Daily Insurgent