CBS Drama 22.00: Unsolved Mysteries.
A team of scientist look into the phenomena of spontaneous combustion and also try to put a rough estimate on how monumentally thick a human being has to be to have purchased and read a copy of 50 Shades Of Grey.
Sky2 20.00: Glee.
Documentary looking at the possible reaction around the world in the event that Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell were to announce they were going to fight a duel to the death with the winner being thrown to a pack of ravening tigers.
Warning: These programmes contain appalling spelling and grating syntax with traces of big trousers and immense smarminess.