“Ah’m a tossin’ and a pitchin’ but ah keeps on bitchin'”
This is quite possibly the worst, most banal and ill-conceived piece of utter dross I have ever written and is therefore worth a visit for that depressing fact alone folks.
The new front page, however, is a minor tour de force and I’d like to thank The Artful Dodger for putting in the tireless hours bringing it to fruition. Unfortunately, this isn’t possible at the moment as he’s fast asleep with Mr Grumbles, his teddy, and the entire cast of Les Miserables.
Please don’t blame me for the abysmal quality of the above. I only wrote it ok?