Sid Semtex: Murderous Jihadi Butcher & The Decorating Consultant You Can Trust

sid semtex

“God is great and so is my wallpapering!”

 

Dear Sid

I’m having a real problem removing some painted woodchip wallpaper from the walls of my lounge. I’ve tried scoring and soaking but to no avail. I’d really appreciate it if you could help me out with this one.

Thanks Sid

Dave Wisteria

Tower Hamlets

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Dear Dave

THE ACCURSED INFIDEL MUST BE PUT TO THE SWORD! LET NO WESTERN DOG REMAIN ALIVE AS THE CHILDREN OF ALLAH SWEEP ALL BEFORE THEM! RISE UP WITH ME MY BROTHER, FOR WE SHALL NOT  REST UNTIL THE DESERT SANDS ARE STAINED RED WITH THE ACCURSED BLOOD OF THE DEFILERS OF ISLAM! WE SHALL SMITE THEIR HEADS FROM THEIR BODIES, SEIZE THEIR HARLOTS AND SWEETEN THEIR WOMBS WITH OUR HOLY SEED! WE SHALL NOT REST NOR FALTER IN OUR QUEST UNTIL WE HAVE CRUSHED THE SCORPION OF CHRISTIANITY AND WRENCHED OUT THE TEETH FROM THE JAWS OF THE INFIDEL HYENAS!… ALLAHU AKBAR!…ALLAHU AKBAR!…ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

Try using a broad scraper to remove the top surface of the  paper, then soak and leave for a few hours. The stubborn residue should then be fairly easy to remove. Don’t forget to sand the surface before applying the first coat of paint.

All the very best Dave, and good luck with the job.

Regards

Sid.

Pic by The Artful Dodger, so thanx Dodge x

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