Fury As Satirical Magazine Announces Plans To Merge With A Different Satirical Magazine

I’m adding my thoughts here as instructed:
I could do with another pair of work boots.

The League of Mental Men!


The writing staff of Soz Satire pictured in pensive mood and with funny-shaped heads last night

The world of poorly-written humour and satire was in uproar last night after the deeply unpopular, largely unheard-of satirical publication, Soz Satire “A Piss Poor Excuse For Humour”, announced plans to join forces with the deeply unpopular, largely unheard-of, satirical publication, The Whelk “A Satirical Word In Your Shell-Like Ear”

Speaking to reporters from outside the Soz offices in Whitechapel, East London, editor-in-chief, Clivey Dee, a 21-year-old stunning brunette, said: “Yes it’s absolutely true that we plan to merge with our friends at The Whelk. Discussions are at an advanced stage in a number of local pubs and we hope to make an announcement at some vague, unspecified time in the future:

When asked whether the move was a cynical ploy to lower readership to an even more abysmal level, Dee 18, an attractive…

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