Teenage Girl Catches 3 Generations of Own Family Masturbating

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A family pictured last night proving that you don’t have to indulge in furtive sexual practices to be happy

 

A 17 year old girl has revealed that she walked into the lounge at her home on January 2nd of this year and found her  entire family, including her elderly grandparents, pleasuring themselves in front of the television.

Mary Dell from Doncaster in Yorkshire told reporters: “It was around 7.00pm  and I’d been out to visit my best friend at her place a few doors away. I let myself in and went into the living room. I noticed straight away that the lights had been turned down quite low and that the room was very hot. I turned the lighting up and immediately spotted my dad hurriedly pulling his trousers up. He looked flustered and quite red in the face. To my horror I saw that my entire family were in various states of undress and were quite clearly masturbating.

“They started jumping up and adjusting their clothing, apart from my grandmother who hadn’t heard me come in and who continued to pleasure herself vigorously. My mother tried to act normally and asked me if I’d had a nice evening, but I could tell she was really embarrassed.

“I then made an excuse and went up to my room but I could hear them all whispering to each other as I went up the stairs. About an hour later my mother called me down for tea. The atmosphere was pretty strained I have to say. Everybody was very subdued and looked flustered, except my grandmother who appeared quite relaxed and happy”

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