He gotta big face
Do you like those Olly Murs skits I sometimes write in which I ridicule his great big face?… No?… Me neither to be honest, but it helps to pass the time while Beyonce goes down the off licence to get the ales in.
Here’s one I wrote while she was cleaning behind the fridge. The clue’s in the title folks:
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