Judy Finnigan Apologises For Raping Footballer Live On Air

 

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Finnigan looking visibly aroused as she is pictured leaving a West London police station last night

 

Former ITV presenter, Judy Finnigan, has issued an apology for raping a 25 year old footballer live on air in yesterday’s edition of the Loose Women programme.

Finnigan, 112, subjected Sheffield United striker, Ched Evans , himself a convicted rapist, to a prolonged and brutal attack, during which her visibly upset co-presenters repeatedly threw buckets of water over her and made a number of failed attempts to pull her off.

In a statement to reporters from outside her home in Wimbledon, South London, Finnigan said

“I should like to apologise for raping Mr Evans live on air yesterday. It was a spur of the moment thing and not something I’m particularly proud of. I just hope my many fans will stand by me, and that I’ll be allowed to get on with presenting Loose Women for at least a couple of weeks or until my case comes up in court”

This latest incident comes just a few months after her husband, Richard Madeley, also 112, was charged with lewd conduct in a public place after he was spotted masturbating in his local Shell garage by the girl at the cash desk.

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