Dear Soz

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Dear Soz Satire

In their smash hit single, Barbie Girl, the bald one out of Aqua says “Life in plastic, it’s fantastic” However I strongly disagree as I foolishly listened to this false promise and climbed into a black bin liner and lay down in the back garden, waiting for my life to improve.

Unfortunately it was a Wednesday which is the day the bin men collect the rubbish and I was thrown into the back of the dustcart and killed instantly in the crusher.

Once again it’s a case of privileged, overpaid pop stars flying directly in the face of the health and safety regulations while poor old Joe Public has to suffer the consequences.

Toby Stretchmarks

Republic Of Ireland

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One response to “Dear Soz

  1. Know what you mean – bubble wrap heralded my own demise.

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