Dear Soz Satire
In their smash hit single, Barbie Girl, the bald one out of Aqua says “Life in plastic, it’s fantastic” However I strongly disagree as I foolishly listened to this false promise and climbed into a black bin liner and lay down in the back garden, waiting for my life to improve.
Unfortunately it was a Wednesday which is the day the bin men collect the rubbish and I was thrown into the back of the dustcart and killed instantly in the crusher.
Once again it’s a case of privileged, overpaid pop stars flying directly in the face of the health and safety regulations while poor old Joe Public has to suffer the consequences.
Republic Of Ireland