Dear Soz


Dear Soz Satire

In her smash hit single, Get Into The Groove”, pop icon, Madonna, clearly says “Live out your fantasies here with me”

Imagine my annoyance then when I prodded her arse with a stick of rhubarb in London’s Oxford Street last week dressed in a deep sea diver’s outfit, and was then badly beaten up by her bodyguard before being turned over to the police.

Where’s the fairness in that then?

Toby Juggs-Carter



Filed under Showbiz

5 responses to “Dear Soz

  1. GREAT POST!…have you got any money?


  2. Just the job bruv! You cosh her and I’ll give her a few toe-enders and have it away with her pension dosh


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