My body is a temple. Please leave a generous donation in me collection plate.
Gettin’ strong nowwwwww
Written by Clivey Dee
Harsh & hilarious smudges by The Artful Dodger
Scene One: The public bar of The Blind Beggar public house in Whitechapel East London. The lads are seated at a corner table. Clivey seems troubled and appears to be in pensive mood.
You alright Clivey mate? You seem troubled and appear to be in pensive mood son.
No I’m not alright as it goes Gaz. I’m troubled and in pensive mood for a very good reason squire.
I knew it mate! I knew you were troubled and in pensive mood! What is it bruv? What’s making you so troubled and pensive me old china plate?
It’s us mate. Have you seen the state of us lately? We’re slap bang out of shape moosh. Our bodies are a complete shambles. If it wasn’t for our knives and shooters we wouldn’t be able to…
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