German World Cup Reveller Invades Poland In Shopping Trolley

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Delighted German fans greet the victorious german team coach outside Nuremberg airport

 

Polish authorities last night revealed that following Germany’s victory in Sunday’s World Cup final, a drunken fan was pushed across the border in a shopping trolley while his mates stood and cheered.

The un-named 23 year old male, later apologised and took on 3 Polish immigrants to work for slave wages, building a new conservatory at his home in Bavaria.

There were also unsubstantiated reports that a Borussia Dortmund fan attempted to annexe The Sudetenland following the match, while a celebrating Stuttgart season ticket holder reportedly walked slowly down a line of kneeling, elderly Jews, shooting each one in the back of the head.

More harsh and uncalled-for xenophobia in just a few moments.

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4 responses to “German World Cup Reveller Invades Poland In Shopping Trolley

  1. I’m glad that Borussia Dortmund fan was over there – for the sake of folk in Sunderland? Never mind. Sorry. TTFN

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