Soz Satire’s Classic Movie Variations #345: Edward WorkshopManualArse

johnny depp

For gearbox and transmission torque wrench settings on The ’98 Ford Fiesta please go to my left upper cheek”

 

Fantasy Starring Johnny Depp

A young man with a step by step guide to auto repairs superimposed on his buttocks is befriended by a typical American family and welcomed into their provincial community. However things turn sour when a jealous local mechanic alters some of the text while he’s sleeping which leads to a brake failure on the town bread truck.

Next Week:

Ben Him – A tragic tale of a gender-confused Judean chariot racer. Starring Betty Grable.

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