Mr Robertson-Smythe and friends pictured rumbling into Dorking last night.
Polish troops were mobilised and put on full alert last night as reports came in that a United Kingdom Independence Party supporter had placed an order for a decommissioned World War II German Tiger Tank.
Polish Defence Minister Lech Vorzinsky told waiting reporters “It’s probably nothing but you can’t be too careful can you? After all look what happened the last time”
The man who ordered the tank, Rupert Robertson-Smythe, a 56 year old arc welder from Kingston, Surrey and a long time supporter of the far right movement was unrepentant when told of the furore.
“Talk about over-reaction! I haven’t even annexed The Sudentenland yet!”