A number of cheese triangles pictured last night shortly before giving a woman big tits.
Humanitarian groups were dismayed last night as news broke that a 23 year old unmarried Tehrani woman faces a public flogging after being spotted walking to work eating a Dairylea Cheese Triangle in flagrant breech of Iranian law.
A government spokesman told reporters “This woman’s actions were both brazen and un-Islamic. It is forbidden by law for any woman to eat in public, particularly when she is in transit between one place and another.
“It is quite clear that this female was wantonly attempting to enhance the curves of her body by combining a high protein snack with gentle exercise.
“We have informed her father and her uncles of our decision and and they have agreed to stone her to death immediately after her release from prison following her punishment”
This latest decision will shock human rights activists already reeling from the news that a Saudi Arabian woman has had her jaws screwed together following a back seat driving incident involving herself and her husband.