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Dear WordPress

Convince your neighbours that your wife has been on a short break to Magaluf by rubbing gearbox oil into her face and then blacking both her eyes.

For added authenticity clean out her savings account and give her a sexually transmitted disease.

The gullible fools wont suspect a thing.

The Right Reverend Dave Runcie

Arsebishop Of Camdenbury

Africa.

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  1. Gread advice. I love jokes…Only problem is I couldn’t find any STD’s on ebay:S

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