Dorking Woman In “Buy One Get One Free” Incident

 A British dog taking advantage of a buy one get one free offer, pictured last night.
 It is being widely reported by a number of global media networks that a 43 year old woman, from the English town of Dorking in Surrey, has taken advantage of a “buy one get one free” offer in a local branch of the Tesco supermarket chain.
It is believed that the incident took place on or around the beginning of June 2013, when the woman, who is now avoiding the media glare by staying with relatives, bought two tins of Tesco Prime Meaty Chunks dog food for her Springer Spaniel, and yet, due to an attractive, in store special offer, only paid the amount normally charged by the store for one can.
A spokesperson for the store issued a brief statement last night.
“Yes it’s absolutely true that this woman took advantage of a special offer at our Dorking branch. However, at the same time we’d like to point out that we as a company cannot accept responsibility for the choices made by our customers and anyway what the fuck’s it got to do with you?”

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One response to “Dorking Woman In “Buy One Get One Free” Incident

  1. Talk about the early bird and all that. I can’t cope. Once again there I am, the insomniac, finally aborting any further attempt at seeking the solace of slumber; deciding that today, yes today, I shall ‘get in’ first (of course, she merely opened one eye – so to speak – and told me to go forth….) and note you’ve won again. Me with just a few words penned and little to show for it thus far. Suitably surreal, great stuff by the way!



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