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Menopausal Meg here, if it’s any of your damn business! Look, I haven’t got all bloody day to waste my time on introducing myself to the likes of scum like you, so I’ll be brief:
My name’s Meg and I’m going through the change of life, so if you’ve got a problem with that you can fuck off out of it right now.
I’m here against my wishes, and my better judgement, to listen to malcontents and socially inept fuckers like you droning on endlessly about your pathetic little problems and to be perfectly honest I’d rather rip my lady garden out with electrified pliers.
If I don’t fall asleep or go down the pub while you bang on about your tiny dick, or the fact that one of your tits is bigger than the other, I may, or may not, send a grudging, poorly thought-out reply of some description, after which you’ll kindly do us all a favour and piss off out of it.