Prince Charles Tried To Make Queen’s Throne Really Uncomfortable Claims Palace Insider

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Camilla sees the funny side as Charles reveals that he’s left exploding whoopee cushion on throne at Westminster Abbey.

A trusted aide to heir to the throne Prince Charles, has made the astonishing claim that the prince has used a number of ploys down the years to make the throne at Buckingham Palace as uncomfortable as possible, in a bid to hasten the abdication and  to thereby claim the throne for himself.

 
In a series of telephone calls to our office, in which the flunky asked that his name be withheld  he claimed that in 1933 Charles emptied a packet of tin tacks on the seat just as The Queen was about to sit down prior to a New Years Honours List ceremony  and that in 2004 he wired the throne up to a small hand-held electrical generator so that he could give The Queen a series of electrical jolts while she received ambassadorial visits from foreign dignitaries. He even claims that The Prince Of Wales would  often hide behind a curtain and fire a peashooter at the back of The Queen’s head during The State Opening Of Parliament.
 
If these allegations are proved correct it would constitute the most audacious attempt to de-throne a monarch since Mrs Simpson substituted The Orb for a fizzing bomb during the coronation of King George 

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5 responses to “Prince Charles Tried To Make Queen’s Throne Really Uncomfortable Claims Palace Insider

  1. Pingback: Prince Charles Tried To Make Queen’s Throne Really Uncomfortable Claims Palace Insider | SOZ

  2. Was it from behind that same curtain said Prince would prod his mother using a barge pole with a boxing glove on the end – I’m sure I heard a rumour about this at some point yet could be wrong? By the way my wife just took a look at your post and observed that you may be on the cusp of genius!

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    • To risibly misquote Mark Twain and by so doing merely reinforcing my low born oikishness, rumours of boxing glove prodding by the heir to the throne have been greatly exaggerated old chap. He did however once pull the throne out from beneath her as she was about to sit down to her pudding in The Guild Hall. It’s what she would have wanted.

      Your good lady clearly combines feminine beauty with an astute and unerring character accessing mind btw. 😉

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  3. Pierre Lagacé

    Footnote here…

    People in Quebec go crazy when they learn they are related to Camilla with her French-Canadian roots.

    I am not…

    Madonna, Elvis Presley’s wife, Angelina Jolie are others with FC roots.

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  4. Pierre Lagacé

    This is a fraud…

    he claimed that in 1933 Charles

    Charles was born in 1948!

    Love that post anyway.

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