Miley Cyrus “Distraught” Over Fully Clothed Photgraphs

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Miley pictured last night popping down to the shops for a few groceries
American teen pop sensation, Miley Cyrus, is to sue a French magazine after they published a series of photographs which appears to show her shopping in a Los Angeles mall wearing jeans and a sweater. Cyrus,21, who is famous for her daring stage outfits and  raunchy, “twerking” pop videos, was allegedly distraught when the pictures appeared in chic, Elle magazine, last Friday.
 
Her publicist told reporters “Miley is absolutely inconsolable right now. It’s absolutely disgusting that she can’t occasionally put some clothes on and walk around in public without some low life paparazzo with a long lens snapping her when she’s at her most vulnerable. She wants all her fans to know that she’s feeling a little ashamed right now and would like to reassure them that her latest video is even more outrageous than her last and features her writhing around with a number of male models, with not just her breasts on display, but her genitalia also. The matter is now in the hands of our attorneys”
 
Cyrus herself was reluctant to comment when our reporter visited her swish apartment in LA last night, but she did open the door in a flimsy negligee before offering to pose provocatively for our photographer.
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2 responses to “Miley Cyrus “Distraught” Over Fully Clothed Photgraphs

  1. Pierre Lagacé

    Free comment…
    You have a typo in your title.

    Miley Cyrus “Distraught” Over Fully Clothed Photgraphs
    Or you were playing with words or this is how you spell it in good old Britain.

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    • sozsatire

      I’m afraid it’s absolutely correct and a fine example of The Queen’s English old chap…although I find that term something of a misnomer as Her Majesty is in fact as German as sauerkraut 🙂

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